He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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