He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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