Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
