She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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