If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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