She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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