We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Buhtt sex?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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