walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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