How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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