D3 body, D1 cock
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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