i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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