try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Welp...herpes.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
