We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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