D3 body, D1 cock
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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