we're blogging at a bar
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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