BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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