Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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