I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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