she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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