She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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