i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
