Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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