can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
