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i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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