Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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