I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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