Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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