Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
