Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
These tits shall not be calmed
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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