yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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