More tranny stories later!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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