He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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