So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So squirting runs in the family.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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