Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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