Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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