We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just pee around me
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
this is an emotional support booty call
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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