What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Randomize
