We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Even the bartender felt bad for me
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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