I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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