I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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