thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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