You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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