that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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