it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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