Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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