Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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