Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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