Porn is love you can see.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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