I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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