well most of my day revolves around power hour
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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