I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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