I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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