Umm I'm too high to move.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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